An Incomplete List of Things I Have Partially or Fully Dislodged From Parker's Mouth

1. My toe
2. A plastic doohickey
3. A rock
4. Another rock
5. A piece of broken cinder block
6. A plastic bag
7. A soda/pop bottle (plastic)
8. A dead bird
9. A log (an actual log...not a euphemism)
10. My nose
11. His collar
12. Ripken's collar
13. A table cloth
14. A bath towel
15. A beach towel
16. A section of the New York Times
17. A section of the Lincoln Journal Star
18. A capo
19. A guitar pick
20. A fleece blanket